GWAR: Phallus in Wonderland (1992 Video)

Don Drakulich: Sleazy P. Martini

Quotes 

• Sleazy P. Martini : [after Sleazy's Limo accidentally knocks Him to the ground]  Get up You little fuck, here, I got something for ya...

  [Hands Him a crack pipe] 

  Sleazy P. Martini : Ever smoke any of this? It's o.k., GWAR smokes it all the time!

  Skateboarder , Sleazy P. Martini : Geez Sleazy, d-do You really own GWAR?

  Sleazy P. Martini : Yeah, I own GWAR, I'm der fuckin' Manager!

  Skateboarder : [pause]  I'd really like to meet them...

  [a giant fish hook chunks into the back of his head and sticks out of his mouth, and starts carrying Him off the ground] 

  Sleazy P. Martini : So, how do You like that, huh? So You wanna meet GWAR... well yous gonna get your wish!

  [the Skateboarder screams in pain as the Hook carries Him all the way to GWAR's hideout] 

• Balsac the Jaws of Death : So, our cursed offspring Gor Gor doth dane to spoil our moment of triumph and glory?

  Oderus Urungus : Let us summon him! My sword Unt Lick will make his dominion over the Earth both short and painful!

  [maniacal laughing] 

  Sleazy P. Martini : Whoa, Hey Guys, is this really necessary, I mean, can't we just... leave the deli tray out and split outta here?

  Oderus Urungus : Too late! Fate has chosen this time and place to challenge out our Mastery of Earth

  [farts] 

  Oderus Urungus : eh... And we accept this Challenge, willingly! Eh uhhh.

  Sleazy P. Martini : I thought you guys would say that.