Muppet Classic Theater (1994 Video)

Brian Henson: Andy Pig, Mink in 'Gotta Get That Name'

Quotes 

• Big Bad Wolf : Aww, how quaint: A house of straw.

  Andy Pig : [Snickering, the wolf knocks on the door]  Hello?

  Big Bad Wolf : Little pig, little pig, let me come in.

  Andy Pig : Not by the hair of my chinny chin-chin.

  Big Bad Wolf : Then I'll yowl, and I'll howl, and I'll SOIL YOUR TOWEL!

  [Realizing] 

  Big Bad Wolf : No, that's not right.

  [Consults "Wolf Handbook", by A. Wolf] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Oh yeah, this is better, yeah.

  [to Andy] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

• Andy Pig : My Bessie wants to be a real golden cow.

  Kermit the Frog : I DO NOT DO COWS!