Muppet Classic Theater (1994 Video)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear (Emperor)

Quotes 

• Big Bad Wolf : [approaches the brick house]  Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.

  [no answer] 

  Big Bad Wolf : [persistently]  Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!

  [still no answer] 

  Big Bad Wolf : [clears his throat]  You're supposed to say 'not by the hair of my chinny chin-chin'!

  Miss Piggy : [opens the door]  Are you suggesting that I have facial hair, furball?

  Big Bad Wolf : Oh, no, I only meant that...

  Miss Piggy : [attacks him]  HYAH!

  Big Bad Wolf : OW!

  [Piggy slams the door on him] 

• The Great Gonzo : [narrating]  And Sandy Pig *was* really the second little pig.

  Rizzo the Rat : You call *that* a little pig?

  Miss Piggy : [to Rizzo]  I heard that, *Buster*!