Meet the Parents (2000)

Kali Rocha: Flight Attendant

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Quotes 

• Flight Attendant : Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large we take...

  Greg Focker : okay you know what, take you scrubby little paws *off* my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my bag according to your safety regulations.

  Flight Attendant : Sir, sir!

  Greg Focker : Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.

• [Greg is trying to fit his large bag into the overhead bin] 

  Flight Attendant : I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to check that.

  Greg Focker : I got it.

  Flight Attendant : No, I'm sorry, that bag won't fit.

  Greg Focker : No, no, I'm not - hey, I'm not checking my bag, okay?

  Flight Attendant : There's no need to raise your voice, sir.

  Greg Focker : I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?

  Flight Attendant : Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage...

  Greg Focker : Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?

  Flight Attendant : No...

  Greg Focker : No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION.

• Flight Attendant : Oh, hello. Oh, I'm sorry. We're only boarding rows nine and above right now. You'll have to wait.

  Greg Focker : I'm in row eight.

  Flight Attendant : Please step aside, sir.

  Greg Focker : It's just one row. Don't you think it's okay if I...

  Flight Attendant : We'll call your row momentarily.

  [Greg stares at her] 

  Flight Attendant : Step aside, sir.

  [Greg looks back and sees that he is the only one in the room, he backs up] 

  Flight Attendant : Hm.

  [the Flight attendant picks up her phone and talks into it] 

  Flight Attendant : Thank you for waiting, we would like to continue boarding the aircraft ow. We are now boarding all rows please. All remaining rows.

  [she puts the phone down and Greg walks forward with his luggage] 

  Flight Attendant : Hm, hello.

  [Greg stares at her, she looks at his ticket] 

  Flight Attendant : Hm, enjoy your flight.