Meet the Parents (2000)

Owen Wilson: Kevin Rawley

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• Kevin : [On who inspired him to be a wood worker]  I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?

  Greg Focker : Hmm.

  Jack Byrnes : Greg's Jewish.

  Kevin : Are you?

  Greg Focker : Yeah.

  Kevin : Well so was J.C. Wow. You're in good company.

• Greg Focker : It's beautiful... what is it?

  Kevin : It's an altar; or you might call it a HHH... Chupah?

• Jack Byrnes : Greg's a male nurse.

  Greg Focker : Yes. Thank you, Jack.

  Kevin : Wow, that's great. I'd love to find time to do some volunteer work. Just the other day I saw a golden retriever, he had like a gimp, ya know I just wish I could have done something.

  Greg Focker : Yeah, well I get paid too so it's sort of an everyone wins thing.

• Kevin : There he is. Okay, G-Man, we've got swordfish and we've got salmon, what'll it be?

  Greg Focker : How 'bout a little of both, K-Dog, I'm pretty hungry.

  Jack Byrnes : I think they call that the 'munchies'.