Stark Raving Mad (1999–2000)

Harriet Sansom Harris: Audrey Radford, Audrey

Quotes 

• Audrey : While other publishers are lunching with Mailer and Updike, I'll be debating whether a toaster would actually say, "I've got bread in my head."

• Henry : Audrey, could I come along to lunch? I would love to meet the man who wrote "Ants in France Wear Pants When They Dance."

  Audrey : Good, because I'd love to drink and drink 'til I can't think.

• Phyllis : So how about that check?

  Audrey : Yes, why cloud the moment with warmth and civility?

• Audrey : I'm never gonna get that advance check back!

  Henry : Audrey, this really isn't the day to be thinking about money.

  Audrey : Tell that to the widow Huggles - she cashed the damn thing this morning.

  Henry : The day of her husband's funeral?

  Audrey : You should have seen that line of cars with their lights on outside the bank!