The Wedding Planner (2001)

Jennifer Lopez: Mary Fiore

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• Steve : Do you ever think about that night at the park?

  Mary : What?

  Steve : I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary. But I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had. Pl-please say something.

  Mary : I'm a magnet for unavailable men, and I'm sick of it. It's simple, I love Fran, I respect her, and she loves you. So besides your tux measurements, that's all I need to know. Please go away.

• Steve : Why you only eating the brown ones?

  Mary : Because someone once said they have less artificial colouring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me.

  Steve : You kind of stayed with me.

• Mary : Y'know, "those who can't do, teach"? Well those who can't wed, plan.

• Mary : I can treat that jackass like any other faceless groom! And that's just what I'm gonna do! Why? Because he's nothing... because I love a challenge! And because I am a goddamn professional!

• Mary : [to Eddie after he rescues her from the runaway dumpster]  You saved... my shoe. I mean, my life.

• Steve : [while taking dance lessons]  If you're thinking what I'm thinking...

  Mary : What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers!

• Mary : You smell like sweet red plums and grilled chesse sandwiches.

• Steve : Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation.

  Mary : Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?

  Steve : What are you talking about?

• Mary : Where's Fran?

  Steve : She's in Tahiti, on our honeymoon.

• Mary : [after picking up the statue, looks to the ground]  You castrated him!

• Mary : Oh my God, you castrated him!

• Steve : [taking off Mary's neck brace]  Woah, you've got a big neck.

  Mary : I have a big neck?

  Steve : No, don't get me wrong it's a fine neck, it's just that i haven't had a patient over the age of 6 in the past 5 years.

• [about Massimo] 

  Mary : For an entire summer he followed me around asking me if I had a vagina!

  Penny : [pause]  I think that's adorable!

• Salvatore : But Massimo said you announced your engagement.

  Mary : I never said that.

  Burt : See, I told you Miss Mo was full of crap.

  Salvatore : Not Miss Mo. Massimo. Massimo.