Bring It On (2000)

Ian Roberts: Sparky Polastri

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Quotes 

• Courtney : Why does everyone have to go on a diet?

  Sparky : Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.

• Sparky : I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!

• Sparky : I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.

• Sparky : I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.

• Sparky : [the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect. To Kasey]  You, you have weak ankles.

  [to Whitney] 

  Sparky : One of your calves is bigger than the other.

  [to next girl] 

  Sparky : Too much makeup.

  [to next girl] 

  Sparky : Not enough makeup.

  [to Courtney] 

  Sparky : What's with the skin? Say it with me; *sunlight*!

  [to Jan and Les] 

  Sparky : Male cheerleaders, enough said.

  [to Missy] 

  Sparky : Smile.

  [She more grimaces than smiles] 

  Sparky : Don't smile.

  Missy : [Under her breath]  Jackass.

  Sparky : [to Darcy]  Good general tone and general musculature.

  [Peeks around her to look at her butt] 

  Sparky : Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website!

  [to Torrance] 

  Sparky : And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.

• Sparky : Cheerleaders are dancers... who have gone retarded...