One Night at McCool's (2001)

Matt Dillon: Randy

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Quotes 

• Randy : There's the ten-thousand dollars... well, aren't you gonna count it?

  Mr. Burmeister : Nah.

  Randy : You trust me?

  Mr. Burmeister : No, but I kill people.

• Randy : You like water?

  Jewel : I love it. It's actually my second favorite thing in the world.

  Randy : Really? And what's your first most?

  Jewel : Fucking.

• [justifying why he doesn't want to buy a car] 

  Randy : Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?

• Carl : Hey, let's go to one of those after-hour clubs! They got these long, long legged girls there. You can look at them and maybe touch them. Come on! You know where they are!. Come on, what do you think... what, because I'm married, I don't know about this?

  Randy : It's because you are married means you're gettin' it a whole lot more than me.

  Carl : ...That's a depressing thought.

• Randy : You might wanna go home and sober up for an hour or two before goin' in and facin' the partners of Dewey, Cheetum and Howe.