- Nikolai Volkoff: I think we booby trapped our own instruments Comrad Sheik.
- The Iron Sheik: YOU BOBBY TRAPPED YOUR OWN BRAIN IS WHAT YOU DID!
- The Fabulous Moolah: Take good care of them.
- Tito Santana: We will.
- The Fabulous Moolah: [to Tito] I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Dangerous Donna.
- Donna: Dont worry Aunt Moolah I'll take good care of them.
- [laughs]
- Rowdy Roddy Piper: [after Piper had crashed into a police car and Hogan had said something to him]
- [shouts]
- Rowdy Roddy Piper: Shut your face, you ugly baboon!
- Police Officer: [to Piper] One more remark like that I'll have you thrown in jail, mister.
- Sarge: [Hogan as a kid has called the cops, reporting the stolen Hulkmobile the car thieves had stolen] Is that right? Stolen you said, and who did you say you were again?
- Cop: What do ya got, Sarge?
- Sarge: [to cop] Some kid trying to pull a prank, and get this, he says he's Hulk Hogan.
- Cop: Hulk Hogan?
- [laughs]
- Sarge: [shouts] Now, you listen to me, son. We're too busy round here for jokes. Hang up now and don't call again or you will be in a lot of trouble.
- [hangs up]
- Hulk Hogan: [to the others] He wouldn't believe me. He thought I was playing a joke.
- Bobby The Brain Heenan: [after The Iron Sheik had scratched Heenan's car during a drivers test] Look what you have done to my car!
- Hulk Hogan: [Hogan goes into a cabin on the boat, looking for Hillbilly Jim who's been kidnapped] Hillbilly Jim?
- Man: Do I look like a Hillbilly to you, mister?
- [throws a boot at Andre]
- Hulk Hogan: Sorry.
- Rowdy Roddy Piper: What's the matter, Hogan? Afraid you might be outclassed?
- Hulk Hogan: The only way you freaks could outclass us is in a dogshow!