- Eddie Miller: [referring to Bobby's sports car] Some machine you got here.
- Bobby Walker: Do you like it? Hey, chicks love this car, man. It's like a frigging rocket ship.
- Eddie Miller: Yeah, well, use it for your accounts on the Moon.
- Card Player 1: Tip, someday that girl is gonna make you a fine nurse.
- Card Player 2: You change her diapers now, she'll change yours later.
- Eddie Miller: I've been doing this for more than 30 years. I've never been robbed. Never had a loss. You know why?
- Bobby Walker: No. No idea.
- Eddie Miller: I stay in out-of-the-way motels. I eat in quiet little restaurants. I don't draw attention to myself. I don't talk about what I do. I go into town, I do my business, and I leave. I recommend that you do the same.
- Eddie Miller: [talking to his boss about Bobby] How do I know he's not gonna work out? How do you know shit when you step in it?
- Bobby Walker: I'll tell ya, the girls in these shitholes, they got nothing better to do. It's not like they're living in Harrisburg or something.
- Eddie Miller: I got a lot of good customers in these "shitholes". What do you think you're gonna do, waltz in there and somebody's gonna hand you an order? Who's gonna buy from you?
- Bobby Walker: Your customers are gonna buy from me.
- Eddie Miller: MY customers?
- Bobby Walker: Yeah, they said they were going to give them to me.
- Eddie Miller: Oh, that's not how it works. They can't give you my customers. Same way you can't give me your girlfriends. It doesn't work that way. I guess they didn't cover that in Providence.
- Eddie Miller: I'm not asking you to sleep with him. He just needs a companion.
- Sharon: Get him a dog.
- Bobby Walker: You never carry rubbers around?
- Eddie Miller: No.
- Bobby Walker: Not even for special occasions?
- Eddie Miller: Like what, my birthday? No.
- Eddie Miller: What do you do when you wait? You buy a cup of coffee, you read a newspaper, you pick your nose, you wait!
- Tip Rountree: I'm just gonna say one thing: Last year, the urologist pokes around. He tells me I'm not getting enough sex. A few days ago, he tells me I'm getting too much. How about THAT?
- Card Player 2: Sounds like science fiction.