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Porn plus stock footage
lor_25 March 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Released as part of an Adam Ward racing triple feature by Alpha Blue Archives, GRAND PRIX is a shoddy sex film enlivened by stock footage at a Formula 1 race track.

The formula is identical to a companion film with the same two male leads, SUPERCHARGER, which has a 1971 date in IMDb but is likely to have been made in the same time frame as this "sequel".

Ward stars as Burn Rubber, his cutesy nickname, while his real name is just Jim. After Hours Cinema/Secret Key reissued the film on DVD retitled BURN RUBBER, which fits.

Best element here, apart from the atmospheric stock footage, is the trash talk between Burn and his rival Demon (actual name disappointingly, just Bob). Since this is zero-budget porn, we never see them race so have to be content with their vulgar back & forth insults.

Burn is scheduled to marry his girlfriend Maggie after the big Piston 500 race Sunday, and he plans to have the ceremony in his car "at 120 miles per hour", but naturally she balks at the notion, preferring a church service instead. Pug-nosed blonde actress as Maggie looks like the secretary from the John Holmes vehicle MY TONGUE IS -QUICK!.

Eve Orlon is credited in IMDb, but she is in the companion film SUPERCHARGER, not this one. Musical beds kills the running time, as Burn tells Maggie he's off to a bachelor party, but heads instead to Demon's pad, where he boffs Demon's girl Olive. When Demon comes home and catches them together, after his initial momentary outrage he joins them for a threesome (that's porn, baby!), and amusing the two male rivals bond as Olive gives them both a blow job. It's all reminiscing over the good old days between the bromancing guys.

Back home Maggie is having lesbian sex with her BFF Judy. Judy has terrific nipples but is very unattractive: imagine Bay Buchanan (Conservative activist sister of one-time indie presidential candidate Pat Buchanan) and her horse face doing XXX! When Maggie visits Olive, Burn (now drunk) visits Judy and humps her too.

A lot of filler is provided by the supposedly comical gambit of Olive & Maggie listening to noisy neighbors humping (the paper-thin walls are the culprit), and when the neighbor guy can't get his limp dick to penetrate his girl friend, he comes over to borrow some Vaseline (!). Of course Olive & Maggie have a threesome with him instead.

MINOR SPOILER ALERT:

It turns out this limp guy is named Williams, the racing judge, so when Burn stomps in and starts choking him (for being in the sack with Maggie), our hero's goose is cooked. He decides to sit out the race, humping Maggie as the race broadcast plays on the radio in a dismal conclusion.

A pretty lame excuse for a movie. Dialog is largely improvised, with some real clunkers. For example, when Maggie declares to Burn: "I want to be your whole life" (in response to his obvious declaration that racing is everything for him), Burn replies: "Well, how about letting me put my life in your hole?".

Burn and Demon, with different character names however, are also the tough-talking rivals in SUPERCHARGER, a XXX roughie. The third film starring Adam in the package is titled DEMOLITION DERBY GIRLS, with our Southern-fried hero reduced to driving a crash jalopy, in a film with bustier women and stronger sex scenes, including anal. It is not listed in IMDb at all.
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