Vertical Limit (2000)

Ben Mendelsohn: Malcolm Bench

Quotes 

• Malcolm Bench : You're all the bloody same, aren't you? Born-agains say I don't believe in Jesus, so I'll go to hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I'll go to Hell. Catholics say I don't believe in the pope, I'll go to Hell. So any way you look at it, I'm in the shit.

• Skip : What the hell are you doing?

  Malcolm Bench : I'm trying to kiss my ass goodbye.

• Skip : How about it Mal? You and Cyril have been up there before.

  Malcolm Bench : No. I mean why would we want to leave this place?

  Cyril Bench : Luxurious accomodation. Fine cuisine.

  Malcolm Bench : Sultry weather. Frostbite's off my dick.

  Cyril Bench : I reckon we should wait until they chuck in a ski lift.

  Malcolm Bench : Good idea. Imagine coming to the Himalayas and actually having to do some climbing. Especially when you have to complete your autobiography.

  Cyril Bench : And rustle up those all important endorsements. You wankers! What's bloody wrong with you?

  Cyril Bench , Malcolm Bench : We're in.