Love Stinks (1999)

Kevin P. Farley: Sheriff

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Chelsea : Can you believe that creep wouldn't marry me?

  Sheriff : No, ma'am.

  Chelsea : You'd marry me, right?

  Sheriff : No, ma'am.

  Chelsea : Of course you would. I'm tall. I'm thin. I'm adorable.

  Sheriff : Don't make me gag you, ma'am.