Blade II (2002)
Ron Perlman: Reinhardt
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Quotes
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Reinhardt : [after Blade beats an entire squad] Hmm. Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "Want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself."
[he unsheathes Blade's sword]
Reinhardt : He also said...
[he suddenly lunges with the sword. Blade traps it between his hands]
Blade : Can you blush?
[disarms Reinhardt, catches the sword, and slices Reinhardt in half]
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Reinhardt : [watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel] We're tryin' to attract 'em... not scare 'em off.
Whistler : Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fucking nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?
Chupa : [slaps Whistler with a pair of night-vision goggles] Bifocals, Grampa. Try to keep up.
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Chupa : Let me ask one question... how the hell we gonna find these Reapers?
Blade : We won't have to. They'll come to us.
[Nyssa throws Chupa a spray bottle, looking at it he accidentally sprays some in his face]
Chupa : [coughs] What is this shit?
Nyssa : Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're gonna key to it.
Reinhardt : They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?
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[as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House of Pain]
Whistler : Let's go.
Chupa : You won't pass for one of us. No way.
Whistler : Like I give a shit.
Blade : No, he's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.
Whistler : So the Bloodpack's callin' the shots now, huh? Great.
Reinhardt : Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you.
[Blade arms the bomb. Reinhardt freezes]
Blade : Keep pushing, asshole.
[disarms bomb]
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[as Blade scans the crowd of vampires]
Reinhardt : God, it would be so easy.
[he draws his pistol and aims. A laser dot appears on Blade's chest - and the camera pans down to show another laser beam coming from his gun]
Chupa : He's got you.
[Reinhardt looks down and sees a laser dot on his own chest. He puts his gun away. Chupa laughs. Blade grins at Reinhardt, who very clearly mouths, "fuck you."]
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[after Blade goads Reinhardt, Reinhardt attacks him. Blade seizes him in an armlock, then plants a miniature explosive device onto the back of his head]
Blade : Now you got an explosive device stuck to the back of your head. Silver Nitrate.
[to the Bloodpack]
Blade : Rigged to go off if anybody tampers with it. I'll have the detonator with me.
[to Reinhardt]
Blade : And you, if you so much as look at me wrong...
[wrenches his arm]
Reinhardt : AH!
Blade : Whew!
[to the Bloodpack]
Blade : From now on, we work as a unit.
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Reinhardt : [while being overrun by Reapers] You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker!
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[Priest has been bitten by Reapers, and is screaming to the highest corners of Hell]
Blade : How long since he's been bitten?
Asad : About twenty minutes.
Chupa : His skin is fucking burning!
Blade : He's already starting to change.
Reinhardt : [Priest keeps screaming] Will someone just shut him the fuck up?
[Chupa puts his gun to Priest's chest]
Priest : [in vampire language] Kill me now, Chupa!
Chupa : [in vampire language] A man without fear...
[shoots him six times through the chest but it doesn't kill him]
Asad : Hold on. Hold him, Chupa!
Reinhardt : Come on, man, just put him out of his fucking misery!
[Snowman pulls his sword]
Nyssa : Don't you get it? You can't finish him that way!
[Snowman tosses his sword to Reinhardt who cuts off the top of Priest's head, without effect]
Blade : Move.
[the Bloodpack moves. Blade shoots holes in the wall, letting in beams of sunlight]
Reinhardt : Back off!
[Priest's body burns]
