- female caller #1: [phoning in, on speakerphone] He tries to kiss me, but I slap his face away. I tug hard on his leash, and I lead him into the kitchen, lock the door behind us so he can't get out!
- Marc Demetrius: Uh-huh. I see.
- female caller #1: [as Marc paces while listening] He bites my underwear.
- [with much laughter in her voice:]
- female caller #1: He starts tugging at it.
- [chuckles]
- female caller #1: I grab his ears and say "Slowly, Hans, slowly!" Hello? Are you there?
- Marc Demetrius: Sure, I'm just, uh... enthralled. Go on.
- [from across office, colleagues snicker]
- female caller #1: Then I smear pancake butter on my breasts, on my... you know, between my legs. Hans watches me and licks his lips.
- Marc Demetrius: I'm sorry, remind me, Hans is who?
- female caller #1: My German Shepherd.
- Marc Demetrius: Right. Okay. Go on.
- female caller #1: Okay, he licks at the batter. Now I, you know...
- Marc Demetrius: [as his grinning editor comes walking in] You orgasm. Yeah, sure.
- female caller #1: And that's basically it.
- Marc Demetrius: Well, that's plenty. Now, if you don't mind, would you please state your name, age and occupation for me.
- female caller #1: Forty-seven... a kindergarten teacher.
- Marc Demetrius: You know something, I had a hunch.
- Sara Robbins: [as they ride back] I hardly think that he's being unreasonable, you know? He's old and he's sick and he would like to see me get married before he dies.
- Marc Demetrius: Honey, every time you see your Dad you think he's gonna die. He's not gonna die. He's the healthiest guy I know.
- Sara Robbins: No, but Daddy has a bad heart, and you know it. I want my father to give me away. Not my brother, not my uncle, not some co-worker, my Dad...!
- [her hand clutches her upper chest]
- Sara Robbins: So, if you intend to marry me, we need to set a date.
- [no answer from him]
- Sara Robbins: And if you don't... then tell me now and we will go our separate ways.
- Marc Demetrius: [answers phone] Demetrius.
- Nicole: I did it.
- Marc Demetrius: [leans forward, switches on recorder] Did what?
- Nicole: Funked my stranger.
- Marc Demetrius: Where?
- Nicole: Well, um...
- [she is seen entering her studio, wearing old jeans, barefoot]
- Nicole: At the art opening. It was on a platform, high above the crowds.
- [has a very sensual way of walking]
- Nicole: And it was just the way I imagined it. He looked at me, I looked at him.
- [picks up flower display]
- Nicole: He was a little shy, but very cute. And I attacked him. It was almost like... deflowering him.
- Marc Demetrius: [grabs his headset, puts it on] That bad, huh?
- Nicole: No. No, no. It wasn't bad at all. The best sex of my life. And we didn't even say a word.
- [strews flowers]
- Nicole: I don't know his name. He doesn't know mine. My insides have been, like, tingling all day. The best part is that I might see him again.
- Marc Demetrius: Well, what do you mean?
- Nicole: What do I mean? I might see him again.
- Marc Demetrius: But that's impossible, right?
- [he scans the tall buildings through the window]
- Marc Demetrius: I mean, the whole idea, the whole charm of it, I... I thought, that he was a total stranger. You know, two ships that bump in the middle of the night, and then passing...
- Nicole: I guess so, but, um... I cheated a little bit. I really liked him, so I left something in his pocket.
- Marc Demetrius: What, your home number?
- Nicole: A business card from one of my haunts. It was the first thing I took out of my bag. I really hope he finds it.
- Nicole: [as Marc drives] I've decided not to report you. Not yet. We're playing your favorite little game now.
- Marc Demetrius: I thought we were already playing.
- Nicole: Nicole says "Unzip your fly."
- [she dials his number on her mobile]
- Sara Robbins: [recording on mobile] Hi, this is Sara, I can't come to the phone right now. If you like...
- [gets switched off]
- Nicole: I take it you room together.