Max Baer: Max

Quotes 

• Max : What are you doing?

  'Slapsy' Max : Cutting something out of the paper.

  [Max discovers Maxie made paper dolls of a newspaper he clipped up] 

  Max : Fine thing. You cutting up paper dolls while I'm racking my brain trying to write an important letter.

  'Slapsy' Max : Go on. What letter could you write that's important?

  Max : [showing him a letter he wrote]  That! Asking our creditors for more time so we can stay in business. Now, get busy and clean up the place!

  'Slapsy' Max : I don't see why I should clean it up. Nobody ever comes in here but us.

• Max : Sorry, chum. Now it's you that's going bye-bye!

  [knocks out a crook that flips across a bed] 

• Max : Not so fast, baby! I'm turning you over to the cops!

  Miss Pearson : That what you think.

  [she kicks Max in the knee, who reacts in pained groaning]