Band of Brothers (2001)

Richard Speight Jr.: Warren H. (Skip) Muck

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Quotes 

• Alex Penkala : Joe got hit in the arm? New Year's Eve gift from the Luftwaffe.

  Ken Webb : Have a lot of you guys been injured?

  Sgt. Martin : It's called "wounded," Peanut. "Injured" is when you fall out of a tree or something.

  Warren Muck : Don't worry, there so much crap flying around, you're bound to get dinged sometime. Almost every one of these guys got hit at least once. Except for Ally, he's a two-timer. He landed on broken glass in Normandy, and got peppered by a potato masher. Now, Bull... he got a piece of exploding tank in Holland. Now George Luz here... has never been hit. You're one lucky bastard.

  George Luz : Takes one to know one, Skip.

  Warren Muck : Huh, considered us blessed. Now Leibgott, the skinny little guy? He got pinged in the neck in Holland. And right next to him, the other skinny little guy, that's Popeye. He got shot in his scrawny little butt in Normandy. And, uh, Buck got shot in his rather large butt in Holland.

  Alex Penkala : Yeah, kind of an Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass.

  Warren Muck : Hey, even First Sergeant Lipton there, he got a couple of pieces of a tank shell burst in Carentan. One chunk in the face, the other chunk nearly took out his nuts.

  Bill Guarnere : How are those nuts, Sarge?

  Carwood Lipton : They're doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask.

• Donald Malarkey : [the men are going over Heffron and Spina's run-in with the German in the foxhole]  He shoulda shot Hinkel in the ass.

  Warren Muck : Then he woulda shot *him* in the ass.

  [the men start laughing] 

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Domingus comes around with stale pancakes and shovels them into everyone's mess tin]  Hey, God bless ya.

  Donald Malarkey : Joe, these smell like my armpit!

  Warren Muck : [holding up one of the pancakes]  At least your armpit's warm.

  Joe Domingus : You want syrup with that?

  Donald Malarkey : Joe, be honest, what's in these things anyway, huh?

  Joe Domingus : Nothing you won't eat, Malarkey.

  [he walks away] 

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : I won't eat Malarkey.

  [they all start laughing again] 

  Pvt. John T. Julian : Hey, hey, maybe Hinkel would like your share, huh?

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : I shoulda shot him when I had the chance.

  Warren Muck : What, running backwards, Babe?

  2nd Lt. Thomas Peacock : [Lt. Peacock walks up]  Anybody seen Lieutenant Dike?

  Donald Malarkey : Uh, try battalion CP, sir.

  [Peacock walks away, and the men start giggling once he is out of earshot] 

  Warren Muck : Try Paris.

  Donald Malarkey : Try Hinkel.

  [they all crack up again] 

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : [Spina puts on a bad German accent and makes to hug Heffron]  Hinkel, sveetie, I'm home!

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Heffron turns to Doc Roe, who is sitting nearby]  Hey Eugene, Lieutenant Dike's got a full aid kit, try him.

  Donald Malarkey : Yeah, I'm sure he's not usin' his.

  [the men laugh again] 

  Pvt. John T. Julian : Maybe Hinkel's got a syrette for ya.

  Warren Muck : Eat your strudel.

  Donald Malarkey : [in his own bad German accent]  Hey, Hinkel-Vinkel, eat ze armpit, huh?

• [on a boat headed for Europe] 

  Warren Muck : Right now, some lucky bastard's headed for the Pacific, get put on some tropical island, surrounded by six naked native girls, helping him cut up coconuts so he can hand feed them to the flamingos.

  Joe Domingus : Flamingos are mean. They bite.

  Wayne Sisk : So do the naked native girls.

  Frank Perconte : With any luck.

• Guarnere : Hey, Joe. Good to see you, pal.

  Toye : You too.

  Guarnere : What the hell are you doing back here?

  Toye : I had to make sure you were on top of things.

  Guarnere : Yeah, we're on top of things. I even tied me own boots last week, all by meself. Hey fellas, look who I found!

  Warren Muck : Hey, Joe Toye, back for more!