Band of Brothers (2001)

Robin Laing: Edward J. (Babe) Heffron

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Quotes 

• Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [a tree has fallen on Babe's foxhole]  Hey, Sarge, ya think I overdid it on the cover for my foxhole?

• Donald Malarkey : [the men are going over Heffron and Spina's run-in with the German in the foxhole]  He shoulda shot Hinkel in the ass.

  Warren Muck : Then he woulda shot *him* in the ass.

  [the men start laughing] 

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Domingus comes around with stale pancakes and shovels them into everyone's mess tin]  Hey, God bless ya.

  Donald Malarkey : Joe, these smell like my armpit!

  Warren Muck : [holding up one of the pancakes]  At least your armpit's warm.

  Joe Domingus : You want syrup with that?

  Donald Malarkey : Joe, be honest, what's in these things anyway, huh?

  Joe Domingus : Nothing you won't eat, Malarkey.

  [he walks away] 

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : I won't eat Malarkey.

  [they all start laughing again] 

  Pvt. John T. Julian : Hey, hey, maybe Hinkel would like your share, huh?

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : I shoulda shot him when I had the chance.

  Warren Muck : What, running backwards, Babe?

  2nd Lt. Thomas Peacock : [Lt. Peacock walks up]  Anybody seen Lieutenant Dike?

  Donald Malarkey : Uh, try battalion CP, sir.

  [Peacock walks away, and the men start giggling once he is out of earshot] 

  Warren Muck : Try Paris.

  Donald Malarkey : Try Hinkel.

  [they all crack up again] 

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : [Spina puts on a bad German accent and makes to hug Heffron]  Hinkel, sveetie, I'm home!

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Heffron turns to Doc Roe, who is sitting nearby]  Hey Eugene, Lieutenant Dike's got a full aid kit, try him.

  Donald Malarkey : Yeah, I'm sure he's not usin' his.

  [the men laugh again] 

  Pvt. John T. Julian : Maybe Hinkel's got a syrette for ya.

  Warren Muck : Eat your strudel.

  Donald Malarkey : [in his own bad German accent]  Hey, Hinkel-Vinkel, eat ze armpit, huh?

• Pvt. Ralph Spina : [Spina and Heffron get lost in the woods of Bastogne while looking for medical supplies]  Hey Babe... where the hell are we?

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Heffron stops and looks around]  This way.

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : I don't like it.

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Where the hell is Third Battalion?

  [he abruptly steps into a snow-covered foxhole] 

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : Shit!

  [he starts laughing] 

  German Soldier : Hinkel?

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : Come on!

  German Soldier : Hinkel, ist du?

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : [Heffron and Spina realize they've accidentally walked through German lines] 

  [whispering] 

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : Come on! Come on, come on!

  German Soldier : *Hinkel*!

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [whispering]  Gimme a hand!

  [Spina helps Heffron out of the foxhole] 

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Go! Go!

  German Soldier : Schiesse!

  [the German pops out of the foxhole and starts shooting at them] 

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Come on, Spina, move! Move!

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : Come on, come on!

• Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : You know he told me he was a goddamn virgin?

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : Who?

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Replacement in my foxhole, Julian.

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : Yeah?

  Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Goddamn virgin, just a kid.

  Pvt. Ralph Spina : Only virgin I know is the Virgin Mary.

  [Heffron laughs]