Rudolph Eckmann: Bumper (older)

Quotes 

• Jack : Bartender!

  [snaps twice] 

  Jack : for me and my sponge, here!

  Bumpy : And now I'm going to tell you about the time that April Showers -

  Jack : Now, now wait a minute. Hold on, Bumpy. April Showers? Now are you talkin' about a stripper or some kinda pee-freak?!

  Bumpy : Though she was a stunner, she was way past her prime. And love. Love was a forgotten joke that she never got.