Queer as Folk (1999–2000)

Paul Copley: Roy Maloney

Quotes 

• [Roy has just rammed Stuart's car after spotting him kissing his son] 

  Stuart Alan Jones : What the fuck are you doing?

  Roy Maloney : Fifteen! That boy is fifteen!

  Stuart Alan Jones : So? The car is only six months old and you've still buggered it.

• Nathan : I'm still going out though, to The Village.

  Roy Maloney : Not on school nights.

  Nathan : And I'm not going to change, you know that, don't you? Cos it's not a phase, I'm not growing out of it. I'm going to be gay forever.

  Roy Maloney : You've made up your mind, and it's obvious there's no stopping you. It's Helen I'm worried about, she's ten years old, she's a child. I don't want her head filled with notions.

  Nathan : Like what?

  Roy Maloney : As far as Helen is concerned, the anus is for shit. Got that?