Family Guy (1999– )

Joey Slotnick: Angry Man, Bob Funland, Carter Banks, Cashier, Columbian Cartel Delivery Pilot #1, Connie D'Amico's Father, Dick Clark, E.T., Jewish Man, Meg Griffin's Conscious, New Quahog Citizen #3, Officer, Pimple #1, Pound Poochy Kid, Road Guard Manager, Robert Mapplethorpe, Slow Child, Suspect, Witnesser #5

Quotes 

• Angry Man : Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.

  Stewie Griffin : What did you just say?

  Lois Griffin : Stewie, stop fussing.

  Stewie Griffin : Pipe down Lois. Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

  Stewie Griffin : [furiously kicks the seat in front of him]  Wah wah wah my ears are popping and there's no way to console me Wah! Maybe I'm teething, Maybe I'm hungry, who knows? I'm a baby!