Family Guy (1999– )

John O'Hurley: Cult Leader

Quotes 

• Cult Leader : Are you a confused adolescent desperately seeking acceptance from an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity?

• Stewie : [talking over speaker]  Welcome Man in White, I've been expecting you.

  Cult Leader : W-who said that? Who's there?

  Stewie : Peek-a-Boo, I see you!

  [Man in White walks to the closet] 

  Stewie : You're getting warmer...

  [Man in White opens closet door to discover a walkie talkie] 

  Cult Leader : Where are you? What do you want?

  Stewie : Freedom! What do you want?

  Cult Leader : I wanna get the hell out of here!

  Stewie : Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that, all we have left is untimely death!

  [Stewie appears with a laser gun in his hand] 

  Cult Leader : What the hell is this?

  Stewie : It's a boy.

  [Stewie fires at Man in White]