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Tom Tucker : And now, here's Ollie Williams, with the BlaccuWeather Forecast. Ollie!

Ollie Williams : IT'S GON' RAIN!

Tom Tucker : Thanks, Ollie.
[live hurricane report]

Tom Tucker : And now to Ollie Williams, with our live hurricane report. Ollie?

Ollie Williams : It's rainin' sideways!

Tom Tucker : Don't you have an umbrella, Ollie?

Ollie Williams : Had one!

Tom Tucker : Where is it?

Ollie Williams : Inside-out, five miles away!

Tom Tucker : Can we get you anything, Ollie?

Ollie Williams : Bring me some soup!

Tom Tucker : What kind?

Ollie Williams : Chunky!
Tom Tucker : In local news, a Buddy Cianci High School student was caught with a lot of cocaine in his locker. He was sentenced to 100 hours of community service, and is a very bad boy. And now we go to Ollie Williams for the punishment forecast, Ollie.

[cuts to Ollie]

Ollie Williams : He gonna get it!
Tom Tucker : And now Channel 6 black man Ollie Williams with the weather. Ollie.

[cuts to Ollie]

Ollie Williams : Issgon' rain!

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