Family Guy (1999– )

Patrick Duffy: Bobby Ewing, Jack, Salesman, Teacher

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet training books.

  Salesman : Oh, yes, we can help you there. "Everyone poops" is still the standard, of course. We've also got less popular "Nobody Poops But You".

  Peter Griffin : Huh... well... you see... we're Catholic so... uh...

  Salesman : Oh, well then you want "You're a Naughty Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of the Back of You".

• Salesman : Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin. Now, I know you've been here all day, so if you'll just sign this contract without reading it I'll take your blank check, and you won't not be not loving your time-share before you know it.