F.M. Bradley: Jimmy

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• Heidi : Hi, fellas. What's up?

  Jimmy : Both of us.

  Heidi : Both?

  Sreve : Hey, Heidi, how come you're not out on the golf course?

  Heidi : I had a cancellation. Besides, inventory day. Everything's so quiet. The bar is closed.

  Sreve : We're open, Heidi.

  Jimmy : But not to the public. Get my meaning?

  Heidi : Oh my, what have you got in mind?

  Sreve : Well, we got clubs and we got balls and, we got divots.

  Heidi : Yeah, well, I'm not really interested in divots. Well, uh, perhaps...

  Sreve : What about balls?

  Heidi : Oh, sure.

  Jimmy : And, uh, nine-iron for the, uh, short strokes?

  Heidi : Absolutely, if I could just find them.

  Sreve : Well, uh, look no further.

  [pause] 

  Sreve : They're pointing right at you.

  Heidi : Oh my God! Who's going to tee off?

  Jimmy : We both are, darling. No waiting in this establishment.

• Jimmy : Everybody else is too busy straightening up their own putts to worry about my strokes.