American Movie (1999) Poster

(1999)

Mike Schank: Friend, Musician

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Quotes 

  • Mark Borchardt : Do you think this is a little bit cathartic for you?

    Friend/Musician : Uh, very cathartic, Mark.

    Mark Borchardt : Do you know what cathartic means?

    Friend/Musician : No.

  • Friend/Musician : Here is what it think of lottery... It's like, when you play the lottery, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose... But it better than using drugs or alcohol - Because when you use drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose.

  • Friend/Musician : [pointing to a makeshift crucifix]  This is definitely a sign of voodoo.

    Mark Borchardt : Why is it a sign of voodoo?

    Friend/Musician : It's an unnatural cross, Mark!

    Mark Borchardt : What, you think when Jesus was hanging there, he thought it was natural?

  • Mark Borchardt : Would you buy this movie for $14.95?

    Friend/Musician : Yeah, hell yeah, man.

    Mark Borchardt : If I can find 3,000 people like you across this country, man, I'm in business.

    Friend/Musician : Of course, man, I mean... Shit, that's what "Rush" tickets were.

  • Mark Borchardt : They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery. You understand that, Mike?

    Friend/Musician : No,

    Mark Borchardt : Well, you will.

  • Mark Borchardt : I'm gonna wake up to hell tomorrow, man. Those credit cards ain't gonna look nice, man. But I'm always a man for my word. Mike Schank, you happy?

    Friend/Musician : Yeah, I'm happy.

    Mark Borchardt : How happy are you, man?

    Friend/Musician : I'm very happy.

    Mark Borchardt : Well good, man, cuz don't drink. You're gonna set the world's record. OK, man. I'm cooled down, but... Hey I'm serious, man. If I missed somebody or anything, man, thanks a million for, uh, for helping out, man. Cuz I... I couldn't have, whatever, done it.

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