- [while signing a bill for a delivery guy who admitted of also being a porn star]
- Jan Jenkins: You know, I've been thinking about you ever since I saw that tape of yours. You were quite marvelous. In fact,
- [puts her hand below his crotch]
- Jan Jenkins: I've been fantasizing about you ever since.
- Young man: [embarrassed] Oh, my God... can you just...?
- Jan Jenkins: I've been wondering if in real life you're as good as you were on that film. Oh, all the wonderful things you did to that girl. Oh, Chuck.
- Young man: Miss Jenkins... what are you doing...?
- [Jen Jenkins suddenly unzips his pants and then immediately proceeds to give him a fellatio]
- Young man: Oh, God... Mrs. Jenkins...