Galaxy Quest (1999)

Justin Long: Brandon

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• Brandon Wheeger : I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said.

  Jason Nesmith : It's okay, now listen...

  Brandon Wheeger : But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere...

  Jason Nesmith : Hold it.

  Brandon Wheeger : no digital conveyor, no ship...

  Jason Nesmith : Stop for a second, stop. It's all real.

  Brandon Wheeger : Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!

• Brandon's Mom : Where are you going with all those fireworks?

  Brandon : Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.

  Brandon's Mom : Uh, all right, dinner's at seven.

  [Brandon exits. Mom turns to a dubious Dad] 

  Brandon's Mom : Well, he's outside.

• [Jason and Gwen reach a catwalk without guard rails] 

  Jason Nesmith : Wait a minute. We gotta go across this thing?

  Brandon : Yes.

  Jason Nesmith : [to Gwen]  Don't look down.

  Brandon : Commander, what I'd give to see what you're seeing!

  [What Gwen sees, looking down, is a slowly rotating fan that spans the entire core that they're crossing] 

  Jason Nesmith : What are you talking about?

  Brandon : You're deep in the underbelly of the Omega 13! Oh, it must be spectacular!

  Gwen DeMarco : It - it doesn't look like much to me. Just these few walls and this dumb spinning fan that we have in every single...

  [Jason looks up and a look of incredulity crosses his face. He points and Gwen looks up, too. What they see is the inner works of the Omega 13, nodules, spinning and glowing, jets of light shooting throughout it] 

  Jason Nesmith : Brandon. What does the Omega 13 device do?

  Brandon : Uh, many have believed that it is a matter collapser: a bomb capable of destroying pretty much everything in about 13 seconds. But myself and others are convinced that what it is is a matter *rearranger*, affecting a 13 second time jump to the past.

  Gwen DeMarco : Why 13 seconds? That's really not enough time to do anything of any importance.

  Jason Nesmith : It'd be time to redeem a single mistake.