Scary Movie (2000)

Shawn Wayans: Ray

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Quotes 

• Cindy Campbell : I thought you loved me.

  Bobby : Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.

  Ray : What? I ain't gay!

  Bobby : What are you talking about? You took me to that club.

  Ray : So? They play good music.

  Bobby : What about our trip to San Francisco?

  Ray : I wanted to go shopping.

  Bobby : [on the verge of tears]  But... you made love to me.

  Ray : First of all, you sucked my...

  Bobby : Whatever!

• Cindy Campbell : You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!

  Ray : No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!

  [while stabbing Bobby] 

  Ray : I mean the Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good show, but we've never even got a final episode!

• [after hitting a fisherman crossing the road] 

  Cindy Campbell : We have to call the police!

  Ray : No way! I ain't going to jail!

  Greg : He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat?

  Ray : Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police.

• Ray : Damn girl, I sure like to get in your pants...

  Brenda : Really?

  Ray : Yeah, what size are these?

• Cindy Campbell : Ray, if you see Bobby, will you tell him that I love him?

  Ray : Okay, if I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him.

• [the guys picking up the dead guy's body] 

  Greg : I'll grab one arm.

  Bobby : I'll grab the other arm.

  Ray : I'll grab his ass.

• Bobby : You hear? Drew got killed last night.

  Ray : Wait, she had a brother right, Steve?

  Bobby : Yeah.

  Ray : Yeah? Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?

  Bobby : Yep, that was her.

  Ray : Nah, I'm talking about Steve. Whatever happened to him?

• Cindy Campbell : Why are you doing this?

  Bobby : Why? Why? You hear that, Ray. I think she wants a motive.

  Bobby : Did Scream have a plot?

  Ray : No.

  Bobby : Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? Don't think so. And what about the sequel? What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?

  Ray : Oh, I want to kill that motherfucker.

  Cindy Campbell : It was bad casting, Bobby.

• Ray : [displaying a yellow sleeveless shirt]  Does this shirt make me look gay?

  Greg : Naw, man.

  Ray : [tucks the bottom of the shirt over so it looks like a bra]  How 'bout now?

  Greg : No.

• Ray : [dressing Brenda up in football clothes]  Get your little sexy ass over here...

  [Brenda jumps in to the bed] 

  Ray : Take it Brendan, take it Brendan...

  Brenda : Who?

  Ray : Uhh... Brenda!