Scary Movie (2000)

Lochlyn Munro: Greg

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Quotes 

• [after hitting a fisherman crossing the road] 

  Cindy Campbell : We have to call the police!

  Ray : No way! I ain't going to jail!

  Greg : He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat?

  Ray : Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police.

• [the guys picking up the dead guy's body] 

  Greg : I'll grab one arm.

  Bobby : I'll grab the other arm.

  Ray : I'll grab his ass.

• Buffy Gilmore : Oh my god, we hit a boot!

  Greg : Where's the foot?

• Ray : [displaying a yellow sleeveless shirt]  Does this shirt make me look gay?

  Greg : Naw, man.

  Ray : [tucks the bottom of the shirt over so it looks like a bra]  How 'bout now?

  Greg : No.

• Cindy Campbell : Greg, you're not the only one who got one.

  Greg : What do you mean, Bobby's got a baby-dick too?

  Cindy Campbell : No, the note.