Scary Movie (2000)

David L. Lander: Principal Squiggy

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• Principal Squiggy : [to Cindy]  Now, Cindy, the sheriff has some questions he would like to ask you today.

  Sheriff : [sniffs the air]  What is that... God-awful smell?

  Principal Squiggy : [sniffs]  I don't know.

  Deputy Doofy : I go poopie.

  Sheriff : Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?

  Deputy Doofy : Yeah. It was good.

  Sheriff : Hmm.

  [to Squiggy] 

  Sheriff : Get him outta here.

  Principal Squiggy : Yes.

  [to Doofy] 

  Principal Squiggy : Thank you, Doofy.

  Deputy Doofy : Okay.

  Principal Squiggy : You should now go back to Special Ed.

  Deputy Doofy : Okay. Salute.

  [salutes to the Sheriff who salutes back] 

  Sheriff : Maybe a change of underwater, son

  Cindy Campbell : Bye, Doofy.

  Deputy Doofy : Bye, Cind

  [Principal Squiggy takes him out of the office]