Someday You'll Find Her, Charlie Brown (1981 TV Short)

Grant Wehr: Charlie Brown

Quotes 

• Linus van Pelt : [after Linus rings the doorbell, the first girl does not turn out to be pretty]  Yes?

  [Linus stammers, Charlie Brown signals to him she is not the one] 

  Linus van Pelt : My friend out there has fallen madly in love with you.

  Loretta : [smiles]  Ooh!

  Linus van Pelt : And he would like to meet you.

  Loretta : Yes!

  [Charlie Brown goes nervous] 

  Linus van Pelt : My friend says he saw you at last week's game - a honey shot.

  Loretta : Well! Where is this lothario?

  Linus van Pelt : Is this the girl, Charlie Brown?

  Charlie Brown : [shouts]  NO!

  [Loretta goes sad and Charlie Brown sighs in relief] 

• [last lines] 

  Charlie Brown : [after Linus departs for his new girlfriend's barbecue, Charlie pulls out a book. He flips through it, then reads]  "Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all."

  [deleted line] 

  Charlie Brown : Whoever said this must have been happily married for 20 years, with 5 kids. Either that or he was a glutton for punishment.

  [He tears out the page and throws it away, then reads another] 

  Charlie Brown : "Does the imagination dwell the most upon a woman won, or on a woman lost?" AAAAGGGHHH!

  [He tosses the entire book into a nearby garbage can] 

• Charlie Brown : Two seconds is all you need to fall in love.

  Linus van Pelt : [Rolling his eyes]  Especially when it happens every week.