Someday You'll Find Her, Charlie Brown (1981 TV Short)

Rocky Reilly: Linus van Pelt

Quotes 

• Linus van Pelt : [after Linus rings the doorbell, the first girl does not turn out to be pretty]  Yes?

  [Linus stammers, Charlie Brown signals to him she is not the one] 

  Linus van Pelt : My friend out there has fallen madly in love with you.

  Loretta : [smiles]  Ooh!

  Linus van Pelt : And he would like to meet you.

  Loretta : Yes!

  [Charlie Brown goes nervous] 

  Linus van Pelt : My friend says he saw you at last week's game - a honey shot.

  Loretta : Well! Where is this lothario?

  Linus van Pelt : Is this the girl, Charlie Brown?

  Charlie Brown : [shouts]  NO!

  [Loretta goes sad and Charlie Brown sighs in relief] 

• Teenager : [to Linus after opening the door, in a hoarse voice]  Yes?

  Linus van Pelt : [amazed at how stunning she looks]  He's right! You ARE beautiful!

  Teenager : So I'm beautiful. What do you want?

  Linus van Pelt : I have this friend who's madly in love you. He saw you at the football game.

  Teenager : [smiles]  You have? Where is he?

  [She sees Charlie Brown, who signals to Linus indicating she is not the one] 

  Teenager : [angry at this]  That kid choking out there?

  Linus van Pelt : Yes, he saw you at the game and fell madly in love with you.

  Teenager : That little kid - I'm not interested in little kids!

  Linus van Pelt : You were at the football game, weren't you?

• Charlie Brown : Two seconds is all you need to fall in love.

  Linus van Pelt : [Rolling his eyes]  Especially when it happens every week.