Nurse Betty (2000)
Chris Rock: Wesley
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Quotes
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Wesley : Did you have a good time? Did you make a wish? Get in touch with your blackness? Found your Betty... well, at least where she has been hanging out.
Charlie : Where? Where is she?
Wesley : Not telling you.
Charlie : What?
Wesley : Not telling you till you straighten up. Danced around like fucking bo-jangles out there, what the fuck? This has got to stop, and I mean it!
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Wesley : I saw your TV movie. It sucked! Hasselhoff blew you off the screen!
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Wesley : I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car.
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Wesley : This stuff's nuttier than my shit after I've eaten an Almond Roca!
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[as George is leaving after talking with Charlie]
Wesley : Actually, there is one more thing. I kinda thought you'd be able to let me have a little talk with Jasmine.
George McCord : Well you thought wrong.
Wesley : [Grabs his arm] Hey man! It's just an autograph, it's not for me.
George McCord : Oh, it never is.
[Wesley slaps him]
Wesley : You need to learn some fucking manners!
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Charlie : Now I'm gonna tell you what stupid is. Stupid is taking something that doesn't belong to you. Right Wesley?
Wesley : That's right.
Charlie : Stupid is trying to sell it to other people who are, by their very nature, untrustworthy.
Wesley : That is so right.
Charlie : Stupid is calling people in Kansas City who are affiliated with the rightful owners of the thing you stole, and trying to sell it to them. Right Wesley?
Wesley : Now, that's really stupid.
Charlie : So you see, we have totally different ideas of what's stupid and what's not. Don't we?
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Charlie : Are you out of your fucking mind? What the hell is the matter with you?
[Del struggles to escape after being scalped by Wesley as Charlie pulls out his gun and shoots him to death]
Charlie : What the fuck is your problem?
Wesley : You told me to do it!
Charlie : That was to get him to talk
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Charlie : So, give me an example of a stupid person doing a stupid thing. Not being stupid yourself, you're equipped to know. Right?
Del : Are we gonna get down to business here or not?
Charlie : Just give me one example.
Del : One? OK, OK. Burger King opens up. These assholes get excited and line up like they've never seen one before. Like it's some kind of five-star restaurant.
Charlie : Five stars?
Del : Yeah.
Charlie : How about it, Wesley? That sound stupid to you?
Wesley : No, that's ignorant. They just don't know any better.
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Del Sizemore : Can we get down to business, please?
[Wesley pulls a gun out of his pocket and points it at Del's head]
Del Sizemore : [startled] Jesus Christ!
Wesley : He's waiting.
Del Sizemore : OK, OK, OK!, I don't know, Injuns are stupid.
Wesley : [shocked] Injuns?
Charlie : Del, did you just say "Injuns"?
Del Sizemore : Indians. Injuns, whatever. I mean, they're always getting drunk and doin' stupid shit.
Charlie : Like what?
Del Sizemore : Pukin' on the sidewalk. Stupid shit.
Charlie : Well, let's see, round here, that would be Kiowa, Kickapoo and Osage. Am I right about that?
Del Sizemore : I... I don't know.
Charlie : You don't know?