Nurse Betty (2000)

Aaron Eckhart: Del

Quotes 

• Betty : [sarcastic]  Nothing like watching the tenpins fall.

  Del : Hey, that's a skill. They're trying to get that in the Olympic games.

• Del : You know these actors are mainly models, which are mainly faggots. And the rest are assholes... Know what bugs me the most about those soaps. It's people with no lives, watching other people's fake lives.

• Charlie : So, give me an example of a stupid person doing a stupid thing. Not being stupid yourself, you're equipped to know. Right?

  Del : Are we gonna get down to business here or not?

  Charlie : Just give me one example.

  Del : One? OK, OK. Burger King opens up. These assholes get excited and line up like they've never seen one before. Like it's some kind of five-star restaurant.

  Charlie : Five stars?

  Del : Yeah.

  Charlie : How about it, Wesley? That sound stupid to you?

  Wesley : No, that's ignorant. They just don't know any better.

• Del Sizemore : Can we get down to business, please?

  [Wesley pulls a gun out of his pocket and points it at Del's head] 

  Del Sizemore : [startled]  Jesus Christ!

  Wesley : He's waiting.

  Del Sizemore : OK, OK, OK!, I don't know, Injuns are stupid.

  Wesley : [shocked]  Injuns?

  Charlie : Del, did you just say "Injuns"?

  Del Sizemore : Indians. Injuns, whatever. I mean, they're always getting drunk and doin' stupid shit.

  Charlie : Like what?

  Del Sizemore : Pukin' on the sidewalk. Stupid shit.

  Charlie : Well, let's see, round here, that would be Kiowa, Kickapoo and Osage. Am I right about that?

  Del Sizemore : I... I don't know.

  Charlie : You don't know?