One night at Haddonfield Memorial Hospital, the nurses and doctors throw a party, but you just know that that dude with the darkest eyes, the devil's eyes, is going to show up, right?
But what if Jason Vorhees showed up?
And what if Leatherface came over?
Then a zombie looking for a copy of the original film in this series?
Sure.
It's wild, because these guys seem absolutely unhinged compared to the ways they've killed before. Leatherface saws off a woman's leg and beats her to death with it. Jason pours acid in a guy's face. And then Michael does everything from scissor stabbing to shoving a broken bottle in a woman's face. He saves his best or grossest or most creative kill when his BM gets ruined when a victim wonders in, so The Shape drowns the guy in the brownest of water.
Then everyone raps.
There's no way this movie isn't better than Halloween Kills.
But what if Jason Vorhees showed up?
And what if Leatherface came over?
Then a zombie looking for a copy of the original film in this series?
Sure.
It's wild, because these guys seem absolutely unhinged compared to the ways they've killed before. Leatherface saws off a woman's leg and beats her to death with it. Jason pours acid in a guy's face. And then Michael does everything from scissor stabbing to shoving a broken bottle in a woman's face. He saves his best or grossest or most creative kill when his BM gets ruined when a victim wonders in, so The Shape drowns the guy in the brownest of water.
Then everyone raps.
There's no way this movie isn't better than Halloween Kills.
