Hellboy (2004)
David Hyde Pierce: Abe Sapien
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Quotes
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Abe Sapien : [while stitching up Hellboy's forearm] How long did he touch you?
Hellboy : I don't know? About 5 seconds?
Abe Sapien : [pulls three eggs out of his forearm] Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs.
Hellboy : Didn't even buy me a drink.
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Abe Sapien : Remind me why I do this again.
Hellboy : Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.
Abe Sapien : Ah!
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Abe Sapien : [about Sammael] Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destr...
Hellboy : Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it?
Abe Sapien : Hmm, doesn't say.
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Abe Sapien : [after probing the sealed door] Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry.
Hellboy : [sighs] Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi.
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[about his Rubik's Cube]
Abe Sapien : Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades... and I've only completed two sides.
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John Myers : He doesn't want me with him. I know that much. He respects Clay, not me.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : You're doing fine.
John Myers : No, I'm not. Look, I'm really sorry, but I'm not your guy.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : I'm dying, Agent Myers. Like any father, I worry about him.
[pauses]
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : In medieval stories, there is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart.
John Myers : Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart.
Abe Sapien : Yes, you are.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : Rasputin is back for him. What I'm asking of you is to have the courage to stand by him when I am gone. He was born a demon; we can't change that. But you will help him, in essence, to become a man.
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Hellboy : Outside. I could be outside.
Abe Sapien : You mean, outside with her.
Hellboy : Don't get psychic with me, fella.
Abe Sapien : Nothing psychic about it. You're easy.
Hellboy : How am I gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck.
Abe Sapien : Liz left us, Red. Take the hint.
Hellboy : [picks up his gun] We don't take hints.
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Abe Sapien : [in a tank, to Liz] If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. And I'm stuck in here, so look after the big lug for me, will you?
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Abe Sapien : [as Hellboy walks away from Sammael's corpse] Red, you need to hear the rest of the information.
Hellboy : Nah, he's taken care of.
Abe Sapien : No, listen to this. Sammael, the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal...
[Hellboy starts to make "blah blah" motions with his hand]
Abe Sapien : ...hound of resurrection.
Hellboy : [stops] See, I don't like that.
Abe Sapien : What? Hound of resurrection?
Hellboy : [turns around; Sammael is gone] Mmm.
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Abe Sapien : You've been burned by some kind of organic acid.
Hellboy : I'm lucky that way.
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Hellboy : Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One sheet of glass between us and them.
Abe Sapien : Story of my life.
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Abe Sapien : [to Manning while handling a piece of evidence ungloved] Don't worry about fingerprints. Never had any.
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John Myers : Hey, no one goes with him? Jesus.
Abe Sapien : No. He likes it that way. The whole "lonely hero" thing.
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Hellboy : [as Abe is patching up Hellboy's arm after his first fight with Sammael, Abe accidentally hurts Hellboy] DAMN! Could you *please* be a little more careful?
Abe Sapien : Mm-hmm... big baby.
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Tom Manning : Hey, fish stick. Don't touch anything.
Abe Sapien : I need to touch it to see.
Tom Manning : See what?
Abe Sapien : Past, future. Whatever this object holds.
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Abe Sapien : Professor... you are very sick.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : I don't want Hellboy to know!