Monkeybone (2001)

John Turturro: Monkeybone

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Quotes 

• Monkeybone : Ladies and Gentlemen, forget about the naked man with the purple face.

• Death : [sitting at the controls of a tower monster]  I do like to dress up when I come down town. So, how was she?

  [meaning Julie] 

  Stu Miley : [standing on the monster's right hand]  She was... she was beautiful. Of course I was decomposing at the time but... at least now she knows how much I love her.

  Monkeybone : [looking nervous]  Uh, excuse me, Death... I hate to break up this little love test, but my little bladder is about to burst.

  [Death pulls a lever, and the hand Monkeybone is on swings over Stu] 

  Monkeybone : [screams]  BUT I'VE *REALLY* GOTTA GO!

  [the hand covers Stu, then rises off him revealing Monkeybone has disappeared] 

  Stu Miley : [feeling his head]  Where, where's Monkeybone?

  Death : Back in your head where he belongs. I don't wanna hurt your feelings Stu, but on your own you're a tad vinilla, so I didn't want to send you back without him.

  Stu Miley : [surprised]  You're wha... did you? You're sending my *back*?

  Death : [sure]  Yes. I'm sending you back.

  Stu Miley : Thank you. Death...

  Death : I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead I hear they're dying to meet me.

  [chuckles] 

  Death : Come on Stu. Turn round.

  Stu Miley : [turns around]  Like this?

  Death : Yeah, uh-huh.

  [looks up] 

  Death : Stu, little higher.

  [Stu steps higher up the palm, and the other hand comes up behind him] 

  Death : See ya!

  [the finger springs off the the thumb, sending Stu back] 

• Monkeybone : No I wasn't in a coma! Alright I was in a coma but it wasn't like I was IN A COMA and goofing off, I was thinking up hilarious new bits the whole time!

• Monkeybone : I left my number in your undies!