The House That Shadows Built (1931)
Groucho Marx: Caesar's Ghost
Quotes
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Caesar's Ghost : I played a part in Ben Hur once.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent : What part did you play, sir?
Caesar's Ghost : A girl, she played the part of Ben.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent : And you?
Caesar's Ghost : I played her.
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Caesar's Ghost : I want to play a dramatic part, the kind that touch a woman's heart, to make her cry for me to die ...
Tomalio : Did you ever get hit with a cocoanuts pie?
Caesar's Ghost : [To Tomalio] That's my argument. Restrict immigration.
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Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent : [After Caesar's Ghost performs] Give me a brick!
Caesar's Ghost : [Hands Mr. Lee a brick] Here's a brick. I always carry one for this imitation.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent : Say, I ought to lay this on your head!
Caesar's Ghost : You can't do that - you don't belong to my bricklayer's union!
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Caesar's Ghost : Now, just a moment, wait a minute. He might be crazy. Wait, I'll find out. You wanna go on the stage?
[The Merchant of Wieners nods]
Caesar's Ghost : Crazy.