Rude Awakening (1998–2001)
Sherilyn Fenn: Billie Frank
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Quotes
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Billie Frank : Irish Coffee, easy on the coffee!
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Billie Frank : Last night, I think I slept with a woman.
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Billie Frank : I think that we should do something that makes us feel better.
Dave Parelli : What is there besides sex?
Billie Frank : Häagen-Dazs!
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Billie Frank : Apparently God has chosen to punish me by making me work for someone who actually wants me to work.
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Billie : The first picture of me in my family album, I'm two days old and my mother's breast-feeding the doctor.
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Billie Frank : How do I know you don't badmouth me to your friends when I'm not there?
Trudy Frank : Because, darling, when you're not here I forget all about you.
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Billie Frank : Mom, with you in A.A., are you sure it's a good idea to *drink*?
Trudy Frank : Don't be ridiculous darling, it's always a good idea to drink.
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Billie Frank : Mother, I'm in A.A. for real. I go every day. It's not a hobby, it's not a place to pick up guys - most of the time. I'm struggling with sobriety. You haven't even *met* sobriety.
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Billie Frank : Hi, I'm Billie, but all my friends call me "Oh Crap, Here Comes Billie."
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Billie Frank : Alright, alright, I admit it. I'm a fiscally irresponsible, emotionally unstable, former drunk. But that shouldn't *no way* prejudice your decision to maybe, you know, hopefully give me an advance?
Sidney Gibson : An advance? You don't earn the money I pay you.
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Billie : May I confide in you as a friend?
Sidney Gibson : No.
Billie : Fine. Then as an acquaintance.
[she sighs and sits]
Billie : You know, lately, my life has been really crappy. Yeah... haven't had sex in over months, my landlord is raising my rents!
Sidney Gibson : So sleep with him.
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Billie : [asking for an advance] Hey, Siddy Sid Sid... you're like the mother I never had.
Sidney Gibson : Forget it.
Billie : Now you're like the mother I have.
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Trudy Frank : A drink without liquor? Oh, what's the point?
Billie Frank : How about, driving your car legally, or maybe remembering your name... Or, not pursuing a liver at the age of fifty.
Trudy Frank : Fifty? I beat the odds.
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Sidney Gibson : [about the new web page Billie's supposed to take care of] Are we on the internet yet?
Billie Frank : Didn't you hear the internet's closed today?
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Billie Frank : Come on Dave, please, I need your help, I'm begging you, and I don't usually beg! Well, not with my clothes on, anyway.
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Billie : Carl, what if I told you I was really drunk last night and... the only reason I slept with you is because, well, I don't know why I slept with you, *but* it's never gonna happen again.