The noted porn actor Eric Edwards directed this truly awful video, for some unknown reason having the cast read their lines listlessly in a monotone. Despite the spoof title, it is as humorless as porn can get.
Deidre Holland runs a call girl service, including Kiss and Chrissy Ann among her girls, and the business is threatened by the mayor's crackdown on prostitution. Eric Edwards provides the voice of the mayor, heard over the radio, but does not appear on screen.
Deidre's lover is played by Jon Dough, a private eye who used to be a police chief. He has one client, played by redhead Cody O'Connor, who needs blackmail on her husband, and she rewards Dough with dough and sex. Dough also installs cameras to record Deidre with her clients to try and get blackmail material against the mayor and his cronies, and succeeds by taping Deidre humping Tom Byron, who plays his legal counsel (dumb casting), saving the day.
The only interesting gimmick in this mega-clunker is the title character: Deidre has a beautiful, real black panther as her house pet. Ah, the follies of being a pornographer.
Deidre Holland runs a call girl service, including Kiss and Chrissy Ann among her girls, and the business is threatened by the mayor's crackdown on prostitution. Eric Edwards provides the voice of the mayor, heard over the radio, but does not appear on screen.
Deidre's lover is played by Jon Dough, a private eye who used to be a police chief. He has one client, played by redhead Cody O'Connor, who needs blackmail on her husband, and she rewards Dough with dough and sex. Dough also installs cameras to record Deidre with her clients to try and get blackmail material against the mayor and his cronies, and succeeds by taping Deidre humping Tom Byron, who plays his legal counsel (dumb casting), saving the day.
The only interesting gimmick in this mega-clunker is the title character: Deidre has a beautiful, real black panther as her house pet. Ah, the follies of being a pornographer.