Ghost World (2001)

Paul Keith: Pau, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector

Quotes 

• [Seymour is trying to interest a fellow collector in a record he's selling] 

  Paul, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector : It has a enlarged centre hole and a hair-crack.

  Seymour : But the crack is so tight it's completely inaudible.

  Paul, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector : But a tight hair-crack is just that - a crack. I don't collect cracked records. I only pay premium on mint records. Seymour, you know that. Please.

  [he walks away. Enid, who has been listening, goes up to Seymour] 

  Enid : So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?