Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Mo Gaffney: Terry Macy, State Pageant

Quotes 

• Terry Macey : [when the contestants all start throwing up]  Somebody call a doctor!

  Colleen Douglas : A doctor? Somebody call a priest!

• Terry Macey : And you are...

  Amber Atkins : Mount Rose American Teen Princess.

  Terry Macey : Funny, you don't look dead!

• Colleen Douglas : Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.

  Terry Macey : Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.

  Colleen Douglas : They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?

• Colleen Douglas : [with forced sobriety]  People, people - wait, wait a minute, here. Uh, while we haven't ruled out sabotage from neighboring state pageants - Iowa, Wisconsin, North Dakota...

  Terry Macey : Yeah.

  Colleen Douglas : Dakota.

  Terry Macey : Ohio...

  Colleen Douglas : That bitch from...

  Terry Macey : What?

  Colleen Douglas : Wisconsin.

  Terry Macey : All right, then.

  Colleen Douglas : The bitch.

  Terry Macey : The important thing is that we have a winner...