Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Nora Dunn: Colleen Douglas, State Pageant

Quotes 

• Colleen Douglas : I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I can look at it and say it's half-full, which in the beauty pageant biz means "Where the hell's my waiter?"

• Terry Macey : [when the contestants all start throwing up]  Somebody call a doctor!

  Colleen Douglas : A doctor? Somebody call a priest!

• Colleen Douglas : Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.

  Terry Macey : Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.

  Colleen Douglas : They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?

• Colleen Douglas : Stop with the friggin' Marco Polo or I'll come over there and rip your fat little heads off!

• Colleen Douglas : [with forced sobriety]  People, people - wait, wait a minute, here. Uh, while we haven't ruled out sabotage from neighboring state pageants - Iowa, Wisconsin, North Dakota...

  Terry Macey : Yeah.

  Colleen Douglas : Dakota.

  Terry Macey : Ohio...

  Colleen Douglas : That bitch from...

  Terry Macey : What?

  Colleen Douglas : Wisconsin.

  Terry Macey : All right, then.

  Colleen Douglas : The bitch.

  Terry Macey : The important thing is that we have a winner...