The Next Best Thing (2000)

Rupert Everett: Robert Whittaker

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• Ben : Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?

  Robert : Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?

• Sam : Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?

  Robert : Where did you hear that word?

  Sam : Kyle told it to me

  Robert : And did Kyle tell you what it means?

  Sam : Yes.

  Robert : Well, what does it mean?

  Sam : It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.

• Robert : What? Eight martinis and you're stuffed?

  Abbie : Yep.

  Robert : Well, it doesn't take much to crack your egg, does it?

• Abbie : I have something to tell you.

  Robert : Is it bigger than a breadbox?

  Abbie : Heh, not yet.