- [first lines]
- Narrator: High up in the alpine mountains of Switzerland, we find the helpless maiden Pearl Pureheart in the clutches of the dastardly villain, Oil Can Harry
- [after rescuing Pearl Pureheart, Might Mouse slaps Oil Can Harry on the wrist]
- Oil Can Harry: I suppose you know this means war.
- Oil Can Harry: Curses! Foiled again!