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As bad as promised
lor_9 May 2024
The completion of Buck Adams' dumb porn-parody runs 77 minutes long, but 13 minutes is a rehash of Part 1, hardcore highlights of each sex scene, leaving a tidy 64-minute feature Part 2.

The saga continues with T. T. Boy and the Princess played by Chelsea Lynx, popping up in the real world and having sex where it all began, in front of Boy and Ron Jeremy's personal computer, from which the Brothers got trapped inside a computer game faster than one can say "Tron".

Meanwhile, Buck as King Pooper, has supposedly drowned in a vat of his own semen, but pops back to grab Jeremy inside the computer world, and he and Ron as Squeegie are also transported to the real world by the power of Pooper's Genetic Degenerator machine.

Now free to conquer the real world, Buck sets about procreating, starting with prostitute Rikki Ray in a tiny hotel room. No creampie for him, and no script logic as he gives her a facial.

Jeremy at his keyboard gets T. T. and himself back into the computer game where they encounter Spiderwoman (Krysti Lynn), who has sex with T. T. on a crummy blackout set representing her spider web.

Blaming all this nonsense on the lousy screenplay as well as Ron's lousy programming, the next scene is even dumber, as Rick Blaine suddenly appears with a Tiny Tim haircut, and overacting to match the stupidity of both Buck and Ron before him as he and Ron watch a random sex scene (which they disparage as such) featuring Don Fernando (masked and wearing boxing gloves), Chelsea Lynx (unexplained why she's back inside the computer program) and Kitty Yung in a 3-way. After Don's money shot, Ron gets Rick to throttle the Generator machine and supposedly that defeats Pooper.

Criticizing the video, Ron looks at the camera and burps to end a truy terrible non-movie. Adding insult to injury, the end credits finish with a 1993 Sin City copyright, contradicting the self-serving IMDb story of the movie's history.
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