- Hoot Kloot: [to Fester] What in thunder you doin' in my office? Hoss, I told you once, I told you thousand times, you belong outside! Now stay out!
- Fester: Mr. Kloot, I'm tells you to just give me one good, gall-dang reason why I can't go in your office!
- Hoot Kloot: Take a good look at me. You know what you see, boy? You see a people and only people belongs in buildings. Hosses stay outside, you hear me, hoss?
- Fester: When I look at you, Mr. Kloot, I see a bigot! A gall-dang dandy horse bigot!
- Hoot Kloot: [whispering] Say, boy. Is there a big, cowardly, craven, cringing critter behind me?
- Fester: Yep, I'd say so.
- Hoot Kloot: Take over while I go water the hosses.
- [Scrams]
- Fester: But I'm a hoss, Mr. Kloot, and I didn't order no water.
- Hoot Kloot: [quickly returns] Who's side you're on, boy?