Apache on the County Seat (1973)

Bob Holt: Hoot Kloot, Fester, Indians

Quotes 

• Hoot Kloot : [the town shooting and shouting]  So good to get back in civilization again.

• Hoot Kloot : [to Fester]  What in thunder you doin' in my office? Hoss, I told you once, I told you thousand times, you belong outside! Now stay out!

  Fester : Mr. Kloot, I'm tells you to just give me one good, gall-dang reason why I can't go in your office!

  Hoot Kloot : Take a good look at me. You know what you see, boy? You see a people and only people belongs in buildings. Hosses stay outside, you hear me, hoss?

  Fester : When I look at you, Mr. Kloot, I see a bigot! A gall-dang dandy horse bigot!

• Hoot Kloot : [whispering]  Say, boy. Is there a big, cowardly, craven, cringing critter behind me?

  Fester : Yep, I'd say so.

  Hoot Kloot : Take over while I go water the hosses.

  [Scrams] 

  Fester : But I'm a hoss, Mr. Kloot, and I didn't order no water.

  Hoot Kloot : [quickly returns]  Who's side you're on, boy?